User:Lorem Ipsum Generator

Lorem Ipsum Generator
AWESOME!
— Wikipedian ♂ —
	Yes I am! This is where I am when an admin is not in their bed because I am a cat. A cat who can type and use wikicode! How cool is that?
Name	Sean Kurth
Born	Detroit, but who cares?
Current location	Somewhere beyond the rainbow...
Family and friends
Marital status	Single
Spouse	Your MOM!
Children	You :P
Education and employment
Occupation	Wasting Time on teh interwebs
Employer	Wikipedia
Education	English, Wikipedia, Runescape
College	AAAAAAAAAA!!!!
University	Grue Jokes
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Religion	Pastafarianism
Politics	Very biased
Aliases	Oscar Wilde; Domo; Not Jimbo
Interests
	Wikipedia and Your Mom and the many varieties of Grues
Contact info
Website	Runescape, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia
Blog	Userboxes

Hi there, this is my userpage. Feel free to explore, just...err...please wipe your shoes off on the mat on your way in. I don't want too much dirt in here, my edits might get dirty. So, anyway, don't trash the place and enjoy the tiny sausages and cheese complimentary :)

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OH YEAH UNCYCLOPEDIA RAWKS!

Now Tha Artikal!

Meaning of My Name

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— lipsum.com, Lorem Ipsum Generator

I chose this name because:

I thought it sounded cool.
I'm a pretty good nonsense generator myself, just look at my userpage!

Basic Info

Let me start off by saying that although I am awesome, I am no deity and in no way related to one. Therefore, although my twisted mind may think differently, am not really Jesus. He was some guy from Israel who may be god's son, i am just a mere representation who likes axes.(in other words, nothing like him at all, it was just what first came to my head). I was born in vault 101 as a genetically enhanced super baby, my professions include killing mutants, blowing things up and collecting bottle caps.

Wikimania

This is a middling Eurodance song in it's original form, but I think this version is awesomer :):
(Must Note: I in no way condone Mr. ON WHEELS! or vandalism of any kind. This is just a parody, a complete joke. (of Pyromania by Cascada))
Wikipedia by Cascada:

Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia
Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia

Call me a vandal
Call me POV
Something is creeping through my veins
My mouse cannot click
What's vandalizing
I cannot stop and you can't stop me

I'm gonna get this article started
Impossible for you to revert
The edit count's rising up (up, so hot)
Cause I'm ranking up

Wikipedia
Wikipedia oh
Wikipedia
Ah ah ah oh
Wikipedia
Wikipedia oh
Oh oh ohhh

Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia
Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia

I must confess
A thousand Willys
Bring out the beast inside of me
Don't be a vandal
Go into the ON WHEELS!
It's gonna melt your semi-protect away

I'm gonna get this article started
Impossible for you to revert
The edit count's rising up (up, so high)
And I'm ranking up

Wikipedia
Wikipedia oh
Wikipedia
Ah ah ah oh
Wikipedia
Wikipedia
Oh oh ohhh

(Don't you see me editing)

Wikipedia
Wikipedia oh
Wikipedia
Ah ah ah oh
Wikipedia
Wikipedia oh
Oh oh ohhh

(edit it, bring it up up)

Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia
Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi Wi kipedia

Soon as the vandals are running wild
I will surrender to Jimbo
And I don't want to assume good faith
It's getting high, high (so high) and I'm ranking up

Wikipedia
Wikipedia oh
Wikipedia
Ah ah ah oh
Wikipedia
Wikipedia oh
Oh oh ohhh

(Edit it, bring it up up)

Wikipedia
Wikipedia oh
Wikipedia
Ah ah ah oh
Wikipedia
Wikipedia oh
Oh oh ohhh

The actual video:
Cascada-Pyromania

Yes, I AM A CAT WITH HTML ABILITIES! BOW BEFORE ME!

This is the best picture on the wiki:

DON'T TAG THIS AS HUMOR CUZ IT WILL MAEK ME VERY NOT HAPPY!!