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I was actually wondering if I can buy Wikipedia

Offtopic discussion. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 19:30, 8 January 2022 (UTC)

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Me: Can I buy Wikipedia with my whole family of kittens? Passerby-A: You shouldn't and you can't. Me: Okay, can I exchange Wikipedia for the price of Santa Claus and his reindeers. Passerby-A: If he ever exists. TheeChEese (Talk) 19:52, 9 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipe-tan is currently Santa. Dronebogus (talk) 19:20, 8 January 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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Im buying it :)

Fake currency and offtopic discussion. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 18:02, 4 May 2022 (UTC)

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I offer you three purple lego studs. Cheers! Kilaseell - Message me! - 16:05, 4 May 2022 (UTC)[reply]

That's enough to buy you a Gonk Droid. Panini! • 🥪 17:03, 4 May 2022 (UTC)[reply]

Just don't step on them. You'll learn a new meaning of suffering as you hop on one foot for a thousand years. Perfect4th (May the Fourth be with you!) 18:00, 4 May 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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Now hold on.

Fake currency. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 17:33, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

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I am unsure about this purchase. This value seems very inflated, especially without the contributor's value. I would like to buy Wikipedia (or a part of it) for 2000 Dimma Dollars. The Shamming Man has appeared. Sham me / Where I've shammed 17:30, 8 November 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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Danny

Offtopic discussion. Let's save the space for people who genuinely actually want to give us $90,776,987,496,409,583.92. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 19:37, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

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Very funny but what actually happened to the Danny the article speaks of? Is he real? ^Over_Under (talk) 18:00, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

i think its just a joke 116.213.80.8 (talk) 18:03, 30 March 2023 (UTC)[reply]

@OverUnder I tried seeing if there was anything, but any information on this "Danny" guy is nonsense. It's like the Chuck Norris meme except it's about how he supposedly died. TeaZilla ^{Fancy a cup?} 18:27, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

But where did it originate? I think it started off as something serious but became something like an inside joke at some point. I'll look into it more. ^Over_Under (talk) 18:28, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

@OverUnder Me too. I'll let you know here if I find anything. TeaZilla ^{Fancy a cup?} 19:34, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

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Whatever. @OverUnder let's keep talking about this on my talk page. TeaZilla ^{Fancy a cup?} 19:05, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

Okay. ^Over_Under (talk) 19:07, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

Request

Fake currency. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 19:07, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

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I'll take Wikipedia for about 1997 Kromer. - Master of Hedgehogs ^(converse) ^{(hate that hedgehog!)} 19:03, 4 March 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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Wikipedia is going bankrupt

Offtopic discussion. Not a real request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 07:48, 5 September 2024 (UTC)

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Wikipedia is going bankrupt. Kindly take back all your moneys. Don't blame it otherwise 122.162.145.189 (talk) 07:41, 5 September 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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Bigger than world GDP!!!

Offtopic discussion. Prep Greif Blur (PGB) 13:27, 5 December 2024 (UTC)

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Wtf did the price of wikipedia bigger than the world GDP??? Pego12pn (talk) 13:16, 5 December 2024 (UTC)[reply]

You better start saving then ;) Weissman⁹⁷ 13:25, 5 December 2024 (UTC)[reply]

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Random date

For whatever reason a while back the date listed here got changed from the current date to 12 November 2002; someone tried changing it back recently but it got reverted with the reason of that date being "lore specific", but there is no explanation of this "lore" anywhere I see. whats the deal here Ringtail Raider (talk) 14:59, 10 May 2025 (UTC)[reply]

@Panini! I'm interested in knowing the lore 𐩣𐩫𐩧𐩨 Abo Yemen (𓃵) 15:10, 10 May 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Considering the article's humorous nature, the date "being a part of the lore" might be a joke. 22ManzanaBoy (talk) 18:20, 10 May 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Merging articles.

I don't see why this page and this page are separate. Could anyone explain? 22ManzanaBoy (talk) 23:30, 15 May 2025 (UTC)[reply]

@22ManzanaBoy: You have a point, but I don't think it really matters. 🌳 Balsam Cottonwood (talk) ✝ 19:35, 1 June 2025 (UTC)[reply]

I don’t think there’s any specific reason to merge them or keep them separate, I just wanted to hear perspectives. 22ManzanaBoy (talk) 19:47, 2 June 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Oh, okay. Perhaps Sdkb and/or Panini! (the page creators) could explain. 🌳 Balsam Cottonwood (talk) ✝ 00:59, 3 June 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks! 22ManzanaBoy (talk) 02:21, 3 June 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Spamming and refusing to follow the rules. Denied request to purchase Wikipedia. Prep Grief Blur (PGB) 02:24, 18 June 2025 (UTC)

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Hey, I have the money, but...

I don't think I can meet you at such specific times and out-of-the-way places. Can't we just do an online transfer? 💲💲💲 Ich habe viel geld (talk)💲💲💲 02:24, 18 June 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Absolutely not. You will have to comply with our rules or else be terminated. Also, this is the English Wikipedia. We don't allow foreigners to buy our site. Prep Grief Blur (PGB) 02:24, 18 June 2025 (UTC)

How am I a foreigner??? 💲💲💲 J'ai beaucoup d'argent (talk)💲💲💲 02:24, 18 June 2025 (UTC)[reply]

You keep changing your signature to foreign and made-up languages. Prep Grief Blur (PGB) 02:24, 18 June 2025 (UTC)

Oh, I see. 💲💲💲 Tengo mucho dinero (talk)💲💲💲 02:24, 18 June 2025 (UTC)[reply]

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