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Dylan Nijjar

Dylan Nijjar (the founder of the wheel Uncle Ben's Rice) was born in Mumbai, India in 1956, fathering two sons by the name of Mayid Altaf and Rkelly Pdid. Nijjar is married to a telephone named Moldy Fruitbag.

He discover his invention when he was dropped into a bluetooth speaker and realised he was rolling. Dylan then thought "Rah blud man can make ps of did if executed corrrectly innit still" and signed a partnership with Daewoo motors in 1999 thus making the Daewoo Matiz partially named after his first son.

In 2023 whilst showering, Dylan ate some cum pebbles after having paprika for dinner, he then sprinkled it on rice and said "Rah blud, this is piff still" and started selling on street corners in Nuneaton and has made approximately £7.96 from street sales alone.