User:Dansiman

Dansiman

— Wikipedian ♂ —
Name	Dan Henderson
Born	March 26, 1982 Bloomington, IL
Current location	Bloomington, IL
Family and friends
Marital status	Single
Education and employment
Occupation	Pre-Paid Legal Services, Inc. Independent Associate
High school	Normal Community HIgh School
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Religion	Christian
Contact info
Website	[1]
Blog	blog.myspace.com/dansiman

About Me:

My name is Dan Henderson. I am 25 years old, and I live in Bloomington, Illinois. I joined the Wikipedia Community on February 17, 2006. Please feel free to contact me about anything!

Dansiman (talk|Contribs) 01:31, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

• Note to self: http://forum.travian.us/showthread.php?t=16777

My Contributions

Talk to me!

My Home Page (under development)

http://www.prepaidlegal.com/hub/danhenderson

Wikipedia has the occasional bug

Wikipedia reported that my edit conflicted with itself!

Userboxes

I made the mistake of subst'ing a bunch of these, and as a result, I'll not likely be maintaining the userboxes from NES onward, unless I get really bored one day. Better to make useful edits to the encyclopedia. If you stumble across this page, feel free to replace any of those userboxes with the corresponding unsubst'ed ones. Dansiman (talk|Contribs)

Userboxes

Basic Info

This user is male.

25This user is 25 years old.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is astronomical.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

ADHDThis user has ADHD.

This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.

This user is not a biological parent.

This user is right-handed.

This user enjoys sex.

This user is heterosexual.

Language and Grammar

en-us
-NThis user is a native speaker of American English.

fgn-0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

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LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

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theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

snukThis user says snuck.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

man-
kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

which
thatThis user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and
A and BThis user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

Programming

css-2This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.

C-1This user is a beginning C programmer.

This user is a professional webmaster.

Politics

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user is against hating. Please don't hate.

This user is pro-cannabis.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.

X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

Religion

This user is a Christian.

This user believes in intelligent design or creationism.

evol-2

This user is skeptical about one or more components of the theory of evolution

Games

This user enjoys solving Sudoku puzzles.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user is a Board Game Geek.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

S₁This user is a Scrabble player.

CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.

This user plays with a full deck.

This user enjoys playing blackjack.

This user enjoys playing Euchre.

This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

This user enjoys playing hearts.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user enjoys playing rummy.

This user enjoys playing solitaire.

This user enjoys playing spades.

This user enjoys playing Texas hold 'em.

This user enjoys playing Uno.

This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

This user is addicted to video games.

NThis user is a loyal fan of Nintendo hardware and software, and as one, prefers Nintendo consoles over non-Nintendo consoles.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

This user plays games on the Wii console.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user still plays games on the NES.

This user feels that the SNES was the last great console.

This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64.

LINKThis user thinks The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is the best game ever.

Mario

This user plays the Super Mario series.

This user plays the Metroid series.

@	This user plays NetHack.

NWN	This user thinks that Neverwinter Nights is the best game ever.

RE	This user plays Resident Evil.

TS	This user plays The Sims series.

This user plays the Legend of Zelda series.

xyzzy

This user has spent too much time in the Colossal Cave.

This user is a Pen and Paper Gamer.

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

NGThis user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."

TV and Movies

This user politely asks: Who are you working for?!

This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.

AtS	This user is a fan of the Angel TV Series.

BtVS	This user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV Series.

CSI	This user thinks "Forensics is cool."

This user watches Law & Order.

LOST	4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST

This user is a fan of Monty Python.

This user cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspendies?! and a bra!!??.

This user always looks on the bright side of life.

ATHF	This user thinks that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is number one in the hood, G.

FG	This user is a fan of Family Guy.

FR	This user is a fan of Futurama.

d'oh	This user is a fan of The Simpsons.

SP	This user demands you Respect my authoritah!

This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.

H * R

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner.

fan trekkie trekker

This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.

This user believes that 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything.

File:Cotton towels.jpg

This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user wants to believe. Verifiability is policy

AM	This user thinks Anchorman is super duper!

style="text-align: center;" | DD

They made this user do it.

Food and Drink

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user loves pancakes.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats green beans.

This user hates iceberg lettuce salad.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats carrots.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats tomatoes.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats chili.

This user loves hamburgers

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user eats pizza.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats cookies.

This user eats pie.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

C2H6O-2

This user is an occasional drinker. This is a lot better than being an occasional cannibal.

pep	This user drinks Pepsi.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks milk.

CM	This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user eats at Burger King.

'	This user eats at KFC

Misc.

This little tag you are reading is a userbox.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Today is 8 November 2024

This user has too much time on his/her hands.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute especially when deadlines are approaching.

This user can scarcely believe anyone takes astrology seriously.

This user is an Aries.

?

This user is a Dog.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

File:Yoda blues.jpg

This user is a Jedi. My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

This user does not believe in Santa Claus.

This user supports gender equality.

This user is single.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

This user is interested in law.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user reads between the lines.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys writing.

Tlkn	This user enjoys books by Tolkien.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user reads self-help books.

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the film trilogy.

This user believes that 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything.

File:Cotton towels.jpg

This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user loves the The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movie .

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

This user's favorite color is blue.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is Dansiman.

YIM	This user's Yahoo! Instant Messenger screename is Dansiman.

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This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.

This user loves using Google Earth.

Web	This user has a website.

This user maintains a blog.

This user has a profile on MySpace as Dansiman.

f

This user diligently maintains a facebook profile.

Google

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as their primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user's Internet service provider is Verizon.

nap	This user has used Napster in the past, back when it was free.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Windows Vista Home Premium.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user is against DRM.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

IP	This person's IP is 127.0.0.1.

$a^{2}+b^{2}=c^{2}$

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

SI-0	This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman and will think in Fahrenheit until he/she dies.

ft-lb

This user uses American Measurements.

$\sum$

This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

Pi ˜ 3.1415926535897932384626

!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.