User:Darkelfpoet

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Who Am I

sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.

asp-4This user is an expert ASP programmer.

CF-3This user is an advanced ColdFusion programmer.

c++-1This user is a beginning C++ programmer.

Java-NThis user thinks in Java bytecode.

PHP-NThis user is a fluent PHP user.

vb-4This user is an expert Visual Basic programmer.

vb.net-4This user is an expert Visual Basic .NET programmer.

W3CThis user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

css-NThis user is an expert CSS user.

HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.

js-3This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.

mysqlThis user uses MySQL queries to locate car keys.

SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.

{{Wiki}}This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language.

XML-1This user is a beginning XML coder.

xhtml-4This user is an expert XHTML user.

@This user can be reached by email at robert.turnbull@hotmail.com.

This user uses MSN Messenger as robert.turnbull@hotmail.com.

Web SoonThis user has a website that can be found on the web soon.

This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as darkelfpoet.

This user has a Facebook account as Robert Turnbull.

LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal  as @darkelfpoet.

This user causes chandeliers to fall from the ceiling when they are angry

BThis user keeps a weblog at Blogger as Footsteps.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user's Internet service provider is Vidéotron.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

FLAThis user can program games with Adobe Flash.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user uses BitComet.

This user contributes using Firefox.

XPThis user uses Windows XP.

This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress.

This user contributes with Fedora Linux.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

This user contributes using Notepad.

This user contributes using a laptop.

Dual

This user uses an AMD Dual Core processor.

Core

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user is a Sudoku addict.

You just lost The Game.

This user settled Catan.

This user enjoys chess.

This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.

CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.

CNC: RA

This user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert.

CNCThis user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and has the Yuri's Revenge expansion pack.

This user plays
Counter-Strike: Source.

This user plays the Doom series.

This user is addicted to playing the Final Fantasy series.

MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.

SCThis user plays SimCity.

ZThis user prefers to side with the Zerg.

RSThis user plays RuneScape.

This user plays
Paper and pencil games.

CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

${\begin{array}{r}\zeta (s)=0\\\Re (s)={\frac {1}{2}}\end{array}}$This user is an expert mathematician.

This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user knows that math is $\int e^{xy}\,$.

?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

1+1=10This user likes binary.

4+4=10This user likes octal.

6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.

8+8=10This user likes hexadecimal.

3×4×5=1:00This user likes sexagesimal.

This user knows 12 digits of pi.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

!=This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

This user wants a World government.

This user supports the United Nations.

libThis user is a liberal.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user supports recycling.

This user wants to stop
global warming.

This user supports public transit.

This user supports the use of green energy.

This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user reads science fiction.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

OSCThis user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.

SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user is Lestat's latest victim.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

LotF	This user thinks it is better to have rules and agree than to hunt and kill.

This user enjoys writing.

This user writes poetry.

This user writes short stories.

DThis user reads Dilbert.

QCThis user reads Questionable Content. So should you.

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

PotCThis user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

VThis user remembers, remembers, the fifth of November.

rentThis user is a Renthead.

Hoopla!This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

ALIENIn space no one can hear this user scream.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made.

Star
WarsThis user supports the Rebel Alliance.

CSIThis user follows the evidence.

ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!

PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTHThis user would never hurl you into the sun unless you were already having been going to do that!

AtSThis user is a fan of the Angel TV series.

This user is a member of the Babylon 5 task force.

BtVSThis user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

7This user would like to be assimilated by Seven of Nine.

This user is from the planet Earth.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

FrasierHello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

AF	This user calls Colonel Stacy Theresa.

KitHThis user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

This user is using coconuts!

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.

CTVThis user watches CTV.

This user is a bicyclist.

This user plays badminton.

This user is a bowler.

This user plays pocket billiards.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

OTTThis user is a fan of the
Ottawa Senators

MTLThis user is a fan of the
Montreal Canadiens

This user's Canada includes Québec.

This user comes from Ontario.

This user believes in creating a Canadian National Capital District.

This user is a code monkey.

This user is a professional web developer.

This user is interested in Wicca.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

This user understands biological evolution.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user is a Sagittarian.

This user is a libertarian.

This user is Pro-Choice.

2This user ranks a 2 on the Kinsey scale.

♂♀This user supports gender equality.

This user is interested in LGBTQ issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation.

This user supports the LGBTQ+ community and being queer.

This user supports equal rights for LGBT people.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user is into BDSM or fetish fashion.

This user is attracted to red hair.

CUT	This user is circumcised.

SEX	This user is addicted to sex related activities and materials.

This user enjoys sex.

QThis user is twenty-two, and lives on Avenue Q.

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

game
devThis user is interested in video game development.

PTThis user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.

This user owns a slick lookin'
Sony PSP

This user's Warrior uses rage to great advantage in World of Warcraft.

This user prefers to sing while playing Rock Band. +

LFGThis user was just going to look... with fire, and lightning, and reanimated chipmunks, and raccoons... on fire.

I prepared explosive runes this morning.This user... Well... How about you read it.

xkcdSudo make this user a sandwich.

This user reads Ctrl+Alt+Del and celebrates Winter-een-mas respectively.

UFThis user is or at least reads User Friendly.

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