User talk:Darcourse
Jokes!!!
[edit]Two Chinese brothers, Wong A. and Wong B., decide to set up a paint factory 'TuWongs'. They only sell the darker shades. Why?
Because TuWongs don't make a white!
A bloke breaks into a yoghurt factory, but he got caught.
Now he feels like a fool!.
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill!
Did you you hear about the postman who lost his job?
He got the sack!
What happened to the shrimp who had a rebirth?
He was a prawn-again crustacean!
Where do gnomes go when they are unwell?
The National Elf Service!
Why was the Christmas tree unwell?
It had tinsellitis!
Comedy. It's a funny business!
TV ideas
[edit]Multi-talent show
10 contestants battle over 10 weeks in a variety of disciplines
- Cooking
- Running
- Singing
- Pottery
- Needlework
- Weights
- Archery
- Painting
- Drama
- Supermarket till work
Quiz Quiz
Each team sets questions for the other teams.