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This is the pool for guessing what the seven-millionth article's name will be. Please see Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool for reference. Everyone is allowed a maximum of three votes.

This pool is closed. Any further votes will be reverted. The 7 millionth article is Operators and Things, created on May 28, 2025. Winner of the pool: User:Bigboykrank, an erotic story about horses. very epic..

Science and technology

~~Y2222K crisis, excessive number of 2's make computers fail on 2022/2/22 @ 22:22:22.22₂₂_₂₂_{_₂₂}_{_{_₂}} Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 22:22, 22 December 2016 (UTC)~~[reply]

More like Y2K2: 2222 Hecseur (talk) 14:43, 5 September 2018 (UTC)[reply]

~~Fine, Y2K2: Revenge of the 2.~~ Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 22:22, 22 February 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Y2K2: Electric boogaloo. Opal|zukor^(discuss) 08:33, 15 January 2021 (UTC)[reply]

22 early. Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 22:22, 22 February 2022 (UTC)[reply]

iPhone 13
Nope. Already made. RteeeeKed (talk) 19:38, 13 October 2021 (UTC)[reply]
iPhone 15 Pro Max Bluejaehee 6:05 PM, January 16, 2020
Portland crisis. It's so ambiguous that it has a better chance than most other things. ~~ NineFiveSeven 15:19, 24 January 2020 (UTC)[reply]
- This actually sort of happened with the Trump admin.’s response to George Floyd protests in Portland, Oregon. Not quite at 7m yet though. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 23:39, 4 December 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Impact of the COVID-19 Pandemic on the rollout of 5G communications in Canada -- aaPle (talk) 02:16, 9 September 2020 (UTC)[reply]
A mathematical or scientific equation, formula, relationship, etc. --User101010 (talk) 05:18, 6 July 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Ünününium Valehd (talk) 21:14, 28 March 2022 (UTC)[reply]
Which, apparently, could be a band name (seeing the number of ¨s) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 18:49, 5 June 2023 (UTC)[reply]
iPhone Shower FloatingKotori (talk) 08:30, 30 March 2022 (UTC)[reply]
Some spieces article.-Nizil (talk) 10:52, 13 December 2022 (UTC)[reply]
Alien invasion of Idaho, March 15 2024. Hiding T 12:56, 20 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]
Well, that did not happen... SirianSilkscreen121 (talk) 11:07, 3 May 2025 (UTC)[reply]
Union Pacific takeover of Los Angeles and San Bernardino Counties Redoct87 (talk) 18:49, 6 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]
May 2025 California heatwave/derecho/tornado swarm Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 21:31, 5 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]
Omaha-Des Moines High Speed Railway ✶Qux yz ✶ 14:56, 6 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Television, movies, and pop culture

Clint Eastwood returns to direct and star in next summer's blockbuster smash, The Outlaw Jimmy Wales RadioKAOS / Talk to me, Billy / Transmissions 22:39, 7 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Franklin finally gets his turn in the spotlight in I'm Gonna Pop a Cap in Yo' Ass, Charlie Brown RadioKAOS / Talk to me, Billy / Transmissions 22:39, 7 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Pong: The Movie 85.76.68.148 (talk) 07:07, 1 October 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Vlad the Impaler in video games 85.76.80.251 (talk) 13:12, 8 October 2018 (UTC)[reply]
The Emoji Movie 2 Directed by Michael Bay
Emoji Movie 2: The revenge of stickers
Emoji Movie 3: The memes strike again
Emoji Movie 4: The GIF's vengeance
Campaign Trail (2021 film) A retelling of the 2016 presidential campaign in a universe where it was actually important. Let's see how wrong that one will be. Matthieueagan (User talk:Matthieueagan 01:53, June 24, 2018 (UTC)
Battle for Dream Island (series), Inamminte Insanity (series), Brawl of the Objects, and Challenge to Win - let's see what happens.

OSC member, Another Wiki User the 2nd (talk) 13:28, 14 June 2020 (UTC)[reply]

Non-notable Indian low-quality home-made film. Koridas 📣 07:09, 16 July 2020 (UTC)[reply]
B (art piece) an evocative art piece based on the red capital B emoji. Hecseur (talk) 17:51, 28 July 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Red Ball (video game series) as an avid speedrunner of the original Red Ball, I have to make this my choice. Skarmory (talk • contribs) 23:34, 28 January 2021 (UTC)[reply]
an erotic story about horses. very epic. Bigboykrank (talk) 05:03, 24 February 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Some movie about an event in the 2000/10s Redoct87 (talk) 18:49, 6 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]

[Meme of The Millenium] ScienceFan66
Will be about some albums we've never heard of. Maybe an album in mid-2010s or in 2021/2022. DuyWilliam1985 (talk)
Dragon Ball Super: The Crucifixion of Mr. Popo (movie) Valehd (talk) 21:11, 28 March 2022 (UTC)[reply]
A random K-pop girl group, possibly produced by JYP. FloatingKotori (talk) 08:52, 30 March 2022 (UTC)[reply]
Taylor Swift album Hiding T 12:57, 20 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]
List of all the people in the entire frickin' world Supernintendoman128 (talk) 02:01, 19 July 2023 (UTC) (forgot to log in while typing this, i did write it)[reply]
Toy Story 8 QuicoleJR (talk) 15:43, 20 March 2024 (UTC)[reply]
~~Silver the Hedgehog. Sonic the Hedgehog 4 movie gets him so popular that he gets his own Wikipedia article at last.~~ ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 06:11, 24 September 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Amy Rose gets her article back as the result of the Sonic the Hedgehog 4 movie. ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 22:30, 21 January 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Less cowbell: THE Bruce Dickinson finds himself in a bind and needing to improvise after Gene Frenkle becomes unavailable for a session. RadioKAOS / Talk to me, Billy / Transmissions 23:00, 6 March 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Sports

2030 Robots vs Humans Football World Championship, held in Uruguay. --NaBUru38 (talk) 18:36, 21 October 2018 (UTC)[reply]
~~The Ho-ha in Doha Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 17:18, 4 January 2021 (UTC)~~[reply]

~~Olympic French controversy (controverse Olympique de la chiminie).~~ Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 03:46, 13 February 2022 (UTC)[reply]

Some team and/or individual Dodgers achievement. Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 23:27, 4 February 2025 (UTC)[reply]

--Pitohui202 (talk) 22:23, 28 March 2022 (UTC)[reply]

2022 FIFA World Cup media availability in North Korea --Misc Practice (talk) 01:55, 12 December 2022 (UTC)[reply]
Something about the 2024-2025 NBA or NHL playoffs. Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 21:25, 5 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

People

A biography of a living person, maybe Asian.--MaoGo (talk) 10:22, 24 January 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Some random soccer player with like, 5 professional appearances. Almy (talk) 02:20, 28 February 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Exactly, so many times when i click "random article" a football player, or a football match appears Abdullah raji (talk) 13:05, 5 December 2023 (UTC)[reply]
Some Indian person, possibly a politician — Melofors T C 05:42, 22 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]
This one's very original Hecseur (talk) 17:51, 28 July 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Biography of a scientist, created as part of the Women in Red initiative. This submission is very original as well. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 23:38, 4 December 2020 (UTC)[reply]
a biography of an entertainer. --User101010 (talk) 05:20, 6 July 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Evan P. Keeler, the autobiographer of Jeff Bezos’s great-grandfather. Misc Practice (talk) 02:17, 19 June 2022 (UTC)[reply]
a 1900s US politician Hiding T 13:00, 20 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]
Some obscure YouTuber QuicoleJR (talk) 21:25, 24 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Philosophy and Religion

Cult of the Tomatohead 194.251.18.212 (talk) 06:05, 25 August 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Slothism X-Editor (talk) 08:13, 25 December 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Mėnulis, the Lithuanian moon god Masohpotato (talk)

Species

fhityahua simipautuolo It will be some obscure one line stub about some species. WikiOriginal-9 (talk) 17:29, 4 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Some stupid plant.-Ich (talk) 12:20, 21 January 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Some obscure specie of mollusk. Nervelita (talk) 06:21, 7 June 2023 (UTC)[reply]
Moth species with in a genus with like 10 gazillion species made by some random fictional italian lawyer with like 5 views per yer Abdullah raji (talk) 09:50, 23 December 2023 (UTC)[reply]
A random insect found in China or Brazil — Kylemahar902 (talk) 20:10, 4 February 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Politics

Hillary Clinton presidential campaign, 2020 (just a guess) --Proud User (talk) 19:30, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]

No. We are not doing this again. (of course you wrote this before knowing that Trump clobbered her in the Electoral College) Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 03:25, 22 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Ivanka Trump presidential campaign, 2028 My guess, if English survives. RafChem (talk) 21:08, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Florida's 28th congressional district HotdogPi 21:58, 2 February 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Kanye West presidential campaign, 2020 (currently a redirect as of 18:30, 29 May 2018 (UTC)) — pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 18:30, 29 May 2018 (UTC)[reply]
- Already created with several hundred thousand articles to go. Time to use my second vote, I guess. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 23:33, 4 December 2020 (UTC)[reply]
2019 US annexation of Canada 50.250.195.97 (talk) 19:08, 19 October 2018 (UTC)[reply]
That did not happen. Filler txt (talk) 23:23, 13 August 2023 (UTC)[reply]
Nuclear arsenal of the Gambia Because everyone and their granddad is going to start building atomic weapons. Typhlosionator (talk) 12:45, 5 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Barron Trump Presidential Administration MarylandGeoffrey (talk) 01:56, 31 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Admission of Puerto Rico as a state. Koridas 📣 07:11, 16 July 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Britney Spears presidential campaign, 2028 X-Editor (talk) 07:02, 7 February 2021 (UTC)[reply]
An article about a largely irrelevant internet slapfight, in which all the sources are written by participants in said slapfight, as it's so irrelevant there are no secondary sources available Rhythdybiau (talk) 19:31, 9 March 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Some obscure politician who believes in something that's actually just one of the two parties disguised under several labels. --144.121.57.122 (talk) 16:12, 19 April 2021 (UTC)[reply]
2022 Wyoming grass scandal - Realmaxxver - 19:40, 11th July 2021 (UTC)
Anarcho-Monarchist Party --Alesjif (talk) 02:21, 28 October 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Influence of the Political Compass subreddit on American culture The Midnite Wolf (talk) 15:35, 15 September 2022 (UTC)[reply]
Witchcraft and Wizardry in Iranian Politics Valehd (talk) 21:25, 28 March 2022 (UTC)[reply]
Fourth impeachment of Donald Trump -- User101010 (talk) 01:05, 16 December 2022 (UTC)[reply]
2023 Russian annexation of Belarus -- QuicoleJR (talk) 21:24, 24 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]
Welp, there goes that guess. QuicoleJR (talk) 15:41, 20 March 2024 (UTC)[reply]
2026 Jejuan independence referendum Redoct87 (talk) 18:49, 6 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Executive order 14323 based on extrapolation the orders that Trump has written so far. ✶Qux yz ✶ 20:13, 5 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Other

Seven-millionth topic pool winner 77.221.89.89 (talk) 17:30, 26 October 2021 (UTC)[reply]

Waridaad, Somaliland - some minor town/place in some country --Pithon314 (talk) 16:38, 4 January 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Bon Accord, New Brunswick - random town without an article Skarmory (talk • contribs) 17:33, 10 February 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Village in Sri Lanka — Melofors T C 10:25, 9 August 2022 (UTC)[reply]
The Twitterese language Rhythdybiau (talk) 19:33, 9 March 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Bratislava LRT FloatingKotori (talk) 09:01, 30 March 2022 (UTC)[reply]
Battle for Dream Island: a web series that is a reality show which consists of 20 inanimate objects all battling for the island of luxuries, contain 1 square mile, a 5-star hotel, Restaurants, Robot services, an amusement park, a skate park and a pool.
A non-political news event, in Asia Pinkslimo (talk) 01:36, 11 January 2023 (UTC)[reply]
An article about the Adult Swim small, Opal, released on Halloween of 2021. Filler txt (talk) 00:09, 9 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]
List of Numbers beginning with the number 7 Ravenclawjedi42 (talk) 18:52, 30 October 2023 (UTC)[reply]
Types of refrigerators, I can think of like three, that should be enough. ✶Qux yz ✶ 21:55, 28 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Nonsense/Vandalism

Legitimacy (political) will be moved to Legitness (political), signifying that the decay of the English language is in its final stages. RafChem (talk) 21:04, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Forgot to sign this one too. RafChem (talk) 21:04, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
- And then it will be moved to Legity (politness), completing the process of the decay. 85.76.68.148 (talk) 06:59, 1 October 2018 (UTC)[reply]
  - Then to Legit (polity), completing the completion of the decay. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 19:32, 10 January 2021 (UTC)[reply]
It could also be another dumb meme. Yay! I used all my guesses! RafChem (talk) 21:09, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Error: the date or year parameters are either empty or in an invalid format, please use a valid year for year, and use DMY, MDY, MY, or Y date formats for date, certainly the best name for an article about anything Hecseur (talk) 14:40, 5 September 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Attack page 85.76.68.148 (talk) 05:25, 1 October 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Biography of a living person 85.76.68.148 (talk) 05:25, 1 October 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Bruno Powroznik II: Return of the King We'll finally get to find out what he was on about the whole time. Typhlosionator (talk) 12:57, 5 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Heil Führer Hitler Pro-Nazi propaganda created by a sock puppet account, speedied. –User 45 65 41 18:55, 29 July 2020 (UTC)[reply]
Red link example will accidentally be created by an administrator. Maka (talk · contribs) 18:36, 29 September 2020 (UTC)[reply]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Thing User (talk) 18:03, 25 January 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Why the color green is actually equal to the numbers of the british royal clowns within the residence of world famous Burundian author Britney Spears Reda84100 (talk) 14:30, 5 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Hacker-vandal bypassing the title blacklist to create page Littleb2009 is a fuck. (Hey, I have the right to poke fun at myself.) --Littleb2009 (^she/_her) (talk • contribs) 18:32, 4 June 2021 (UTC)[reply]
Actually, I just realized that even a normal vandal could create that page if they take the time to wait for autoconfirmed. Most vandals don't. --littleb2009 (^she/_her) (talk • contribs) 00:05, 17 June 2021 (UTC)[reply]
hahahahaha poop stinky hahahaha with the page content consisting of the word "poop" over and over again because of course it will. RteeeeKed (talk) 19:37, 13 October 2021 (UTC)[reply]
A one-to-one recreation of a troll edit of the Wikipedia article of the Whopper. Filler txt (talk) 00:09, 9 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]
A picture of a female stripper with the words get down copy-pasted a thousand times. and it makes it to featured image of the day somehow. Filler txt (talk) 00:09, 9 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]
Wikipedia:Haha, the 7 millionth page is just a basic "WP:BLAH" humor page - Dents (talk 🖂) 11:42, 28 December 2023 (UTC)[reply]